๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Helsinki-built cloud FinOps

Cut your cloud bill. Keep your architecture.

Bollocks moves your Azure and AWS billing to us in a couple of clicks โ€” you keep the same accounts, the same subscriptions, the same access. Then we review your workloads against the Well-Architected Framework and optimise what actually costs money.

[X]%Typical billing discount
[X] daysTransfer to first invoice
[X]+Workloads reviewed

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What we do

Three services, one outcome: less spend, better architecture.

No re-platforming, no lock-in, no consultants living in your backlog.

Billing transfer

Azure & AWS billing transfer

We become your billing partner while your cloud stays exactly where it is. You get a discounted invoice in euros, local Finnish billing and one point of contact for both clouds.

  • No account migration, no downtime
  • Existing commitments and reservations respected
  • Azure CSP and AWS reseller billing
  • Finnish invoicing, VAT and support hours
Assessment

Well-Architected Framework reviews

A structured review of your workloads against the Azure and AWS Well-Architected pillars, delivered as a prioritised, costed remediation plan โ€” not a 90-page PDF nobody reads.

  • Reliability, security, cost, operations, performance
  • Findings ranked by effort vs. euro impact
  • Partner-funded reviews where eligible
  • Re-review to prove the fixes landed
Optimisation

Workload optimisation

Rightsizing, commitment strategy, storage tiering, idle-resource cleanup and architecture changes that cut run cost without cutting capability.

  • Rightsizing and autoscaling policies
  • Reserved instances and savings plans strategy
  • Storage lifecycle and egress reduction
  • Continuous monthly cost reporting
How it works

Onboarding in days, not quarters.

1

Read-only access

You grant read-only access to Azure Cost Management and AWS Cost & Usage data. Nothing changes in your environment.

2

Savings estimate

We show you exactly what the billing transfer and the first wave of optimisations are worth, before you commit to anything.

3

Billing transfer

Your subscriptions and accounts move under Bollocks billing. Same resources, same IDs, discounted invoice.

4

Review & optimise

Well-Architected review, prioritised fixes, and a monthly cost report that tracks what we actually saved.

Well-Architected

Six pillars. One prioritised plan.

We run the official Azure and AWS Well-Architected review process, then translate the findings into work your team can actually schedule โ€” each item with an owner, an effort estimate and a euro figure.

๐Ÿ’ธ Cost optimisation

Waste, commitments, rightsizing and tagging discipline.

๐Ÿ”’ Security

Identity, network exposure, secrets and data protection.

๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Reliability

Availability targets, failure modes, backup and recovery.

โšก Performance

Scaling strategy, data paths and service selection.

โš™๏ธ Operations

Automation, observability, release and incident practice.

๐ŸŒฑ Sustainability

Region choice, utilisation and carbon-aware workloads.

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Pricing

You save first. We get paid second.

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ServiceWhat you payCommitment
Azure & AWS billing transferโ‚ฌ0 โ€” discount passed through on your invoiceNo lock-in, exit any time
Well-Architected Framework reviewFixed fee, often partner-fundedOne-off engagement
Workload optimisationShare of realised savingsRolling, cancel with [X] days' notice
FAQ

The questions every CTO asks us first.

Do we have to move our accounts or subscriptions?

No. A billing transfer changes who invoices you, not where your workloads run. Resource IDs, regions and access stay untouched.

What access do you need?

Read-only access to cost and usage data to start. Deeper optimisation work is scoped and approved case by case.

What happens to our existing reservations and savings plans?

They carry over. We review them as part of the first optimisation pass and adjust the commitment strategy where it pays.

Can we leave?

Yes. Billing can be transferred back or to another partner. [Confirm your notice period and exit process here.]

Where is our data processed?

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Find out what your cloud should cost.

A 30-minute call and read-only cost data are enough for us to put a number on it.